10/10/2008
9/10/2008
İngilizce Mesleki terimler
packing value labour interest price services discount import profit resource quantity payment market sale capital company savings production productivity percentage supply
| ambalajlama değer emek faiz fiyat hizmetler indirim ithalat kar kaynak miktar ödeme pazar satış sermaye şirket birikim üretim verimlilik yüzde arz |
balange cheque economy inflation invoice share export mortgage quality loss cost expenses rate sample purchase bond contract demand consumption product investment
| bilanço çek ekonomi enflasyon fatura hisse senedi ihracat ipotek kalite zarar maliyet masraflar oran örnek satın alma senet sözleşme talep tüketim ürün yatırım |
23/9/2008
England vs. Ronaldinho
It is just before the England v Brazil match. Ronaldinho goes into the Brazilian changing room to find all his team mates looking a bit glum.
"What's up?" he asks. "Well, we're having trouble getting motivated for this game. We know it's important but it's only England. They're crap and we can't be bothered."
Ronaldinho looks at them and says, "Well, I reckon I can beat them by myself-you lads go down the pub." So Ronaldinho goes out to play England by himself and the rest of the Brazilian team go off for a few jars.
After a few pints they wonder how the game is going, so they get the landlord to put the teletext on. A big cheer goes up as the screen reads "Brazil 1 - England 0 (Ronaldinho 10 minutes)". He is beating England all by himself!
Anyway, a few pints later and the game is forgotten until someone remembers, "It must be full time now, let's see how he got on." They put the teletext on.
"Result from the Stadium 'Brazil 1 (Ronaldinho 10 minutes) - England 1 (Owen 89 minutes)."
They can't believe it; he has single-handedly got a draw against England!! They rush back to the Stadium to congratulate Ronaldinho. They find him in the dressing room, still in his gear, sitting with his head in his hands.
He refuses to look at them. "I've let you down, I've let you down." "Don't be daft, you got a draw against England, all by yourself. And they only scored at the very, very end!"
"No, no, I have, I've let you down... I got sent off after 12 minutes!
13/9/2008
İngilizce Meslekler
cashier hairdresser jeweller librarian miner greengrocer model carpenter printer civil servant architect furniture maker fashion desinger reporter accountant inspector engineer musician notary teacher priest pilot police politician postman programmer psychologist guide advertisar receptionist painter watchseller watch repairer artist industrialist prosecutor secretary trade unionist insurer announcer sportsman plumber poet singer driver mechanic technician tailor shop assistant merchant veterinary treasurer puplisher author,writer
| kasiyer kuaför kuyumcu kütüphaneci madenci manav manken marangoz madbaacı memur mimar mobilyacı modacı muhabir muhasebeci müfettiş mühendis müzisyen noter öğretmen papaz pilot polis politikacı postacı programcı psikolog rehper reklamcı resepsiyon ressam saatçi saat tamircisi sanatçı sanayici savcı sekreter sendikacı sigortacı sipiker sporcu su tesisatçısı şair şarkıcı şoför tamirci teknisyen terzi tezgahtar tüccar veteriner veznedar yayımcı yazar |
13/9/2008
İngilizce Fıkra
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Going to the sun |
-"What is the matter?"
Then Temel replied:
-"We have got an idea but we want your support!"
-"What is your idea?"
-"First of all you must agree to give us your support"
-"I do not know anything about your idea. How can I support you?"
-"It is not important. Promise us! Rely on us!"
-"Alright! Say! What is your idea?"
-"We are going to the sun!"
-What?"
-"We will go to the sun if you give us the necessary money and a spaceship!"
-"It is not possible to go there!"
-"But we have got an idea. We will go there at night!"