10/10/2008

İngilizce Gazeteler

9/10/2008

İngilizce Mesleki terimler

packing

value

labour

interest

price

services

discount

import

profit

resource

quantity

payment

market

sale

capital

company

savings

production

productivity

percentage

supply

 

ambalajlama

değer

emek

faiz

fiyat

hizmetler

indirim

ithalat

kar

kaynak

miktar

ödeme

pazar

satış

sermaye

şirket

birikim

üretim

verimlilik

yüzde

arz

balange

cheque

economy

inflation

invoice

share

export

mortgage

quality

loss

cost

expenses

rate

sample

purchase

bond

contract

demand

consumption

product

investment

 

bilanço

çek

ekonomi

enflasyon

fatura

hisse senedi

ihracat

ipotek

kalite

zarar

maliyet

masraflar

oran

örnek

satın alma

senet

sözleşme

talep

tüketim

ürün

yatırım

23/9/2008

England vs. Ronaldinho

It is just before the England v Brazil match. Ronaldinho goes into the Brazilian changing room to find all his team mates looking a bit glum.

"What's up?" he asks.  "Well, we're having trouble getting motivated for this game. We know it's important but it's only England. They're crap and we can't be bothered."

Ronaldinho looks at them and says, "Well, I reckon I can beat them by myself-you lads go down the pub." So Ronaldinho goes out to play England by himself and the rest of the Brazilian team go off for a few jars.

After a few pints they wonder how the game is going, so they get the landlord to put the teletext on. A big cheer goes up as the screen reads "Brazil 1 - England 0 (Ronaldinho 10 minutes)". He is beating England all by himself!

Anyway, a few pints later and the game is forgotten until someone remembers, "It must be full time now, let's see how he got on." They put the teletext on.

"Result from the Stadium 'Brazil 1 (Ronaldinho 10 minutes) - England 1 (Owen 89 minutes)."

They can't believe it; he has single-handedly got a draw against England!! They rush back to the Stadium to congratulate Ronaldinho. They find him in the dressing room, still in his gear, sitting with his head in his hands.

He refuses to look at them. "I've let you down, I've let you down." "Don't be daft, you got a draw against England, all by yourself. And they only scored at the very, very end!"

"No, no, I have, I've let you down...  I got sent off after 12 minutes!

13/9/2008

İngilizce Meslekler

cashier

hairdresser

jeweller

librarian

miner

greengrocer

model

carpenter

printer

civil servant

architect

furniture maker

fashion desinger

reporter

accountant

inspector

engineer

musician

notary

teacher

priest

pilot

police

politician

postman

programmer

psychologist

guide

advertisar

receptionist

painter

watchseller

watch repairer

artist

industrialist

prosecutor

secretary

trade unionist

insurer

announcer

sportsman

plumber

poet

singer

driver

mechanic

technician

tailor

shop assistant

merchant

veterinary

treasurer

puplisher

author,writer

 

kasiyer

kuaför

kuyumcu

kütüphaneci

madenci

manav

manken

marangoz

madbaacı

memur

mimar

mobilyacı

modacı

muhabir

muhasebeci

müfettiş

mühendis

müzisyen

noter

öğretmen

papaz

pilot

polis

politikacı

postacı

programcı

psikolog

rehper

reklamcı

resepsiyon

ressam

saatçi

saat tamircisi

sanatçı

sanayici

savcı

sekreter

sendikacı

sigortacı

sipiker

sporcu

su tesisatçısı

şair

şarkıcı

şoför

tamirci

teknisyen

terzi

tezgahtar

tüccar

veteriner

veznedar

yayımcı

yazar

13/9/2008

İngilizce Fıkra

Going to the sun
Temel and Idris went to the White House to see Bill Clinton to make an important suggestion. Although the police wanted to block their way, they succeeded in reaching Mr.Clinton. Bill Clinton was bewildered by this commotion and asked:
-"What is the matter?"
Then Temel replied:
-"We have got an idea but we want your support!"
-"What is your idea?"
-"First of all you must agree to give us your support"
-"I do not know anything about your idea. How can I support you?"
-"It is not important. Promise us! Rely on us!"
-"Alright! Say! What is your idea?"
-"We are going to the sun!"
-What?"
-"We will go to the sun if you give us the necessary money and a spaceship!"
-"It is not possible to go there!"
-"But we have got an idea. We will go there at night!"

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